They actually have a bumper sticker that says that, and Marissa, the wife, is on the prowl one. Actually, it says Hooker mom but I like my version better.
The son started kindergarten Friday. He was chomping at the bit ("How many sleeps until I start?" he hept asking. He doesn't quite get the concept of days, I guess)
He had a good first day. He has the hots for some girl named Victoria. Can't wait to meet my future daughter-in-law. I'm assuming she's a blonde. His last girlfriend, by his account, had 'hair like the sun.'
The folks at Hooker (Worthington Hooker School is the full name) are cagey. We started with orientation and, mid-way through, the principal casually had all the kids line up with their teachers and headed up to the classroom. It was 10 minutes before any parents realized that that was the final goodbye.
Check out the girl behind Ethan with the "who the hell are you? look." The girl behind her smiles every time someone pulls out a camera.
3 comments:
your boy is going to be such a damn charmer!!
I want one of those bumper stickers.
You write very well.
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